Welcome to the Most Reluctant Marathon on Earth
You’ll hate it. You’ll finish it. You’ll brag about it forever.
Why This Race?
Run the distance, embrace endurance
Let’s be real: running 26.2 miles is ridiculous. It’s painful, it’s sweaty, and somewhere around mile 18, you’ll question every decision that brought you here.
But there’s also nothing quite like it.
“Running A Marathon Sucks” is our lovingly sarcastic tribute to the challenge we all claim to hate — and yet keep signing up for. This is your chance to suffer gloriously, laugh often, and cross a finish line that means something.
Testimonials
“I cried twice and threw up once. 10/10.” — Some Guy
“The medal says ‘This Was a Terrible Idea.’ I wear it every day.” — Definitely Not Regretful
“Running sucks. But this race didn’t.” — Probably a Liar
What’s Included
A race bib that says “WHY?”
Custom tech shirt that looks like regret
Finishers medal shaped like a thumbs-down (yes, really)
On-course support, hydration, snacks, and therapists (ok, volunteers)
Post-race party with food trucks, free beer, and a Complaints Booth
Who Should Sign Up?
Runners who know how to laugh at pain
People who secretly love the marathon struggle
First-timers who need a little humor with their nerves
Anyone training for a “real” race and wants practice complaining
Race Date: August 30th, 2025
Location: West Haven, CT
Start Time: 8:00 AM
Distance: 26.2 miles (Full Marathon)
Registration is limited as this is our first event
Registration Includes:
Custom race bib (with “Why?” printed on it)
Exclusive event shirt (bold, breathable, and full of regret)
Finisher’s medal you’ll love/hate
On-course hydration & support
Entry to the post-race “Why Did We Do This?” party
Bragging rights for life
Is this a real marathon?
Yes. Like, actually 26.2 miles. You will run, walk, cry, or crawl your way through it. The name is ironic. The mileage is not.
Triumph with determination
Contact Form
Have questions?
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With company, miles become moments
